I am Jesus?

Apparently so...
I've been compared to multiple celebrities because of my long hair, my mom usually calls me Andre Rieu.

I went to a Halloween party as Jesus once but I didn't expect what happened today.

An 11th grader stepped up to me and my friends, knelt down in a praying position and said. "May I be your apostle my lord?" Then he ran away and me and my friends really didn't know what to say besides "What the f***?"

It probably was some kind of bet he made with his lame ass friends, I hope he enjoys his Coffee.

Lol.